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Thursday, July 31st, 2008

This post is nothing more then a little bit of temptation. Go ahead… You know you want to!

It’s Amazing What Clean Will Do!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

So, they were VERY angry. I didn’t know just how much until I finally got motivated enough to clean and straighten up the office. As a peace offering, and to satisfy my own creative impulse, I ripped apart an old fountain and, using it’s motor, created a swirling pool complete with glitter. I think we all like it. The room feels completely different.

Hopefully, this space will allow me more freedom to create. Without the need to house the DND sessions here on a regular basis I was a little more free to let the room flow as it would. I’ve hung pictures and bobbles.

Now, it’s time to get down to work. I’ve got DND to plan and a novel to pick up and dust off. Wifey suggested we move the swamp cooler and, after I quit being stubborn, we moved it so that it can be rotated into any of the major rooms of the apartment. Coolness is good. I like coolness. It’s hard to work and sweat.

And, now that their not angry, maybe I’ll be more inspired and motivated.

Name Based Numerology

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Just for shits and giggles I decided to try entering my name on this numerology site I found. To my surprised the result really hit the mark.

What Your Name Means


You entered: Matthew David Holtmeier
There are 21 letters in your name.
Those 21 letters total to 100
There are 8 vowels and 13 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:

Shakespearean Male ‘Henry VI, Part 2’ Matthew Goffe.
Hebrew Male Gift of the Lord. In the bible Mathew was one of the 12 apostles. He wrote the first gospel account of the life of Jesus.
Biblical Male Given; a reward

Your number is: 1

The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual.

The expression or destiny for #1:
A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of accomplishment on ones talents and efforts. You have little need for much supervision, preferring to act on your own with little restraint. You are both ambitious and determined. Self-confident and self-reliant must be yours, as you develop a strong unyielding will and the courage of your convictions.

Although you fear loneliness, you want to be left alone. You fear routine and being in a rut. You often jump the gun because you are afraid of being left behind.

The negative attributes of the 1 Expression are egotism and a self-centered approach to life. This is an aggressive number and if it is over-emphasized it is very hard to live with. You do not have to be overly aggressive to fulfill your destiny. The 1 has a natural instinct to dominate and to be the boss; adhering to the concept of being number One. Again, you do not have to dominate and destroy in order to lead and manage.

Your Soul Urge number is: 5

A Soul Urge number of 5 means:
The 5 soul urge or motivation would like to follow a life of freedom, excitement, adventure and unexpected happening. The idea of travel and freedom to roam intrigues you. You are very much the adventurer at heart. Not particularly concerned about your future or about getting ahead, you can seem superficial and unmotivated.

In a positive sense, the energies of the number 5 make you very adaptable and versatile. You have a natural resourcefulness and enthusiasm that may mark you as a progressive with a good mind and active imagination. You seem to have a natural inclination to be a pace-setter. You are attracted to the unusual and the fast paced.

You may be overly restless and impatient at times. You may dislike the routine work that you are engaged in, and tend to jump from activity to activity, without ever finishing anything. You may have difficulty with responsibility. You don’t want to be tied down to a relationship, and it may be hard to commit to one person.

Your Inner Dream number is: 5

An Inner Dream number of 5 means:
You dream of being totally free and unrestrained by responsibility. You see yourself conversing and mingling with the natives in many nations, living for adventure and life experiences. You imagine what you might accomplished.





Sunday, May 18th, 2008

And the little pumpkin said to the squid, “I know you’re there. I just can’t go that deep. It makes my head hurt and my innards quiver.”

“Then you’ll never truly understand me. My world is darker and more glorious than yours. Less busy and more asture. But, hey, you don’t know unless you try.”

“But, if I do, I might just die.”

“Then, the loss will be more mine than yours. You won’t feel a thing.”

The pumpkin contemplated but decided not to dwell. He simply renamed that place Hell.

He chose not to go there, nor even to try.

And, the once coming afterward never though to ask,


Presenting: Anita

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

She’s finally made her debut here at like_a_god’s Bizarre…

You can find her at Candy Swirl

I’ll be helping with the web coding and some of the artwork. The rest is up to Rik.Buddie!

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